my ex keeps freaking messaging me and telling me to come over and hang out.
dude.
we broke up for a reason!
I’m not trying to be friends with you.
we were never friends to begin with.
You sound THIRSTY and you’re pretty much getting on my last nerves. I don’t want to be a bitch. But…..actually Yeah I do. I think that’s what I have to resort to.
Seriously I could have gone on for hours…….
Tender.
soft.
delicious
whenever beyonce releases new material my mother is the one that suffers
I Bet You Tried It
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Flea just can’t take his eyes off John
that is because ponytail john is best john
Hahah “ponytail John”
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Do you remember the kid of “Stuart Little”?
HOLD MY THIGHS NIGGA
What the fuck
WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND